Don't you dare think that there is anything, past or present, that I would put in front of you. It has never been like that, ever! I need you to see that. I'm begging you.
I had a Matt day on the Sunday of a16, i had his op, his autograph, i should have been in his panel (but i had to miss it because i was queueing for my jensen op :c) and i had bought a lounge (aka a meet&greet). When Danii (@sheriffjodes) & I got to the room we sat on some free chairs and then he walked in and sat right in front of me. And i was super nervous and he looked super gorgeous and he told a little story about watching How to Train your Dragon with his son and then said “If no one has a specific question for me then we’ll ask a crazy question and everyone of us will answer it, who has a good question?”. Just for context at this moment im literally over the moon looking at him with hearteyes and probably sighing lovingly like… if i were at my house and he was not really in the same room as me? And he looks at me in the eye, WITH THOSE BEAUTIFUL GREEN EYES, and says “you, with the stripes, i’m sure you’ve got a good question” and im in shock. i look around me like are there any more people on stripes near me? is he talking to me? wait AM I REALLY IN THE SAME ROOM AS MATT COHEN? so im having an internal breakdown and i shake my head no like “i’ve got nothing” and he says “it’s okay, think about a really good question, i’ll ask you again later” and im panicking and i cant think and then when he gets back to me im like im so sorry but i have nothing and sweating and oh my god matt cohen is going to think im a moron. so then he had to come up with the question (bc i had let him down :c) and he made us all reply to “if you had an imaginary dragon what would its name be and what superpowers would it have?” and at the very end Richard Speight Jr crashed the lounge and Matt said “My dragon would be called Richard Speight Jr and his superpowers would be making jokes and tease Rob Benedict” and Richard was like “yep” and Matt “See? I told you guys I had a dragon” and then he left and he’s honestly so beautiful i can’t deal